July 27, 2007 § Leave a comment
He carries the two-gallon jug of laundry liquid
as if it were a bagel in a paper bag.
It’s got this funny plastic cap on it,
with the latest laundry gimmick jingling inside,
I pour mine on top of my clothes.
I rub in whatever stain remover I can find on sale,
and wait at least 20 minutes.
Americans smell too strongly of soap.